24 de janeiro de 2008

Sai melga! Sai!!!


Caro Minotauro,
Venho por este meio demonstrar a minha indignação perante as suas últimas atitudes! Afinal era você o responsável pela arrumação e limpeza do blog neste mês e nada fez! Sim, porque nós neste blog temos divisão de tarefas!!!! Conclusão: fomos invadidos pelos mosquitos/melgas!

Nada disto teria importância se o meu sono não tivesse sido perturbado! E tal facto é deveras problemático! Deuses não devem ser incomodados! E muito menos devem dispensar o seu precioso sangue para pequenos bichos voadores!

O impressionante é que as melgas têm vindo a evoluir bastante. Ultimamente tenho encontrado melgas mestres na arte de camuflagem. Acendemos a luz ao primeiro "zuum zuum" perturbador e, meio ensonados, não as encontramos! Podemos procurar, mas provavelmente estarão camufladas atrás de algum móvel. Longe vão os tempos em que elas ficavam junto à luz ou na parede branquinha, à espera de uma bofetada a altas velocidades!

Mas na verdade é tudo normal. As melgas responsáveis pelas picadas são sempre fêmeas e isso, caros leitores, já é comum em toda a sociedade. Mulheres que picam, melgam, chateiam, melgam, melgam, melgam....Só nos resta mesmo coçar a cabeça até ao fim, pois a comichão aperta e as dúvidas sobre elas persistem!

P.S.: De você Minotauro, não espero nada mais que um post em resposta.

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Pois é...melga é feminino!!! Mas também há com cada "melgo"!! O melhor é usar repelente em vez de feromonas!!! Em relação às dúvidas, elas persistirão sempre, quer dos homens em relação às mulheres, quer no sentido inverso. Mas também não podemos saber tudo! Perder-se-ia o interesse pelo objecto em estudo!!!

Beijinhos aos deuses!!!

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...esta volta toda para chamar melgas às mulheres,tenho que confessar que estou a morrer de curiosidade para saber quem é a melga que te provoca esta inspiraçao toda :p

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Caro Exmo. Sr. Apolo :)

Desculpe a invasão mas não pude deixar de comentar. Olha que não são só as mulheres que são melgas...Há com cada "melgo" lol. Na verdade acho que todos somos um pouco chatinhos em determinada altura das nossas vidas, mas uns mais que outros. Eheh :) Não achas?
Quanto às dúvidas...Quem não as tem. A vida está cheia de pontos de interrogação e cada resposta leva sempre a uma nova pergunta. C'est la vie ;)

"Mention this to me
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Sem mais a acrescentar e não me querendo demorar mais em local alheio desconhecido...Boa noite.

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